"A Heffalump Went A-Whumping" Poem

Once upon a time a small heffalump went out to go a-whumping.

But all too soon his thinker got too uppity in its thumping

And before he knew what how, his puddlers got galumphing

To and fro, and to and fro in hasty bops a-bumping

Further from the wiggers he found it was much nicer lumping

And practically lumbobbed he settled to the crumping

At length he bapped and booed while steadily was plumping

And too late heffalump came-to once bulged too wide for whumping.

By Me.